Holy shix. Bring them all back and buy better clothes with the money you earn! Haha. Or burn them in front of him and see what he does. And as you see his face curl in horror you just say, 'Now I can look like a dyke in my underwear. Because I'm not wearing these,' just for kicks. *is not real, do not attept this at home- you will probably get punched out*
EWWWWWWWWWWWW *feels bad for you* just ask if you can have three sharpies, take out the ink thingies, then put all the clothes in the washer with those ink thingies. it'll dye it all!!!
i got an idea...
okay, make your own alterations to them. write offensive slogans all over them and tear them up.
then you might get your old clothes back