November 19th, 2012 at 02:00am
Also, My pet peeves include:
The word Portfolio,
People who bite their fork when they eat,
People who don't wipe the fluff from the corners of their mouth when they eat a sandwich,
People who wash their hands but don't dry them,
Wet doorknobs,
Wet toilet handles,
Couples who sit on the same side of the booth when there is no one on the other side,
The words Swag and YOLO,
Not washing hands after using the bathroom,
Car alarms that signal that they are on by honking,
People who write "Noone" instead of "No one",
People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing,
When something I've been into for a long time becomes popular,
When you ask someone a simple, straightforward question and they spend ten solid minutes rambling on about everything in the world EXCEPT the answer to your simple, straightforward question,
When you can't tell if someone is male or female,
The way cooperated is spelled,
People putting their feet out of car windows,
When people use the word "Like" more than 10 times when they're speaking,
When you're invited to a party (or any event) with people you have never met, and the host doesn't introduce you to anyone,
Anyone – male or female- who says “We’re pregnant”,
Suburban kids who think they are gangstas,
When people put the spoons/forks in the wrong section of the utensil separator,
People who let dogs that jump up on everyone loose in public,
People who use the word "gay" to mean "lame",
Homophobic people,
Annoying religious people,
Annoying athiests,
When you pull a string hanging from your shirt and it doesn't break, but only becomes longer,
When somebody turns off the lights when you are still in the room,
People who will write something borderline mean, but then follow it up with a smiley face,
People who don't control their bratty children,
Girls who wear way too much make up,
People who always have to be right and have the last word,
When someone is writing on a chalkboard and then they erase it to write something new, but they don't erase all of it, so you still see half of a letter here and there,
Rappers who thank God at awards ceremonies,
People mumbling, then annoyedly saying "Forget it!" when you don't hear them,
The noise styrofoam makes when you rub it together,
When the trash man just throws the can into my yard after emptying it and when people who can't sing at all sing louder than everyone else in the group.
God, that shit annoys me!
The word Portfolio,
People who bite their fork when they eat,
People who don't wipe the fluff from the corners of their mouth when they eat a sandwich,
People who wash their hands but don't dry them,
Wet doorknobs,
Wet toilet handles,
Couples who sit on the same side of the booth when there is no one on the other side,
The words Swag and YOLO,
Not washing hands after using the bathroom,
Car alarms that signal that they are on by honking,
People who write "Noone" instead of "No one",
People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing,
When something I've been into for a long time becomes popular,
When you ask someone a simple, straightforward question and they spend ten solid minutes rambling on about everything in the world EXCEPT the answer to your simple, straightforward question,
When you can't tell if someone is male or female,
The way cooperated is spelled,
People putting their feet out of car windows,
When people use the word "Like" more than 10 times when they're speaking,
When you're invited to a party (or any event) with people you have never met, and the host doesn't introduce you to anyone,
Anyone – male or female- who says “We’re pregnant”,
Suburban kids who think they are gangstas,
When people put the spoons/forks in the wrong section of the utensil separator,
People who let dogs that jump up on everyone loose in public,
People who use the word "gay" to mean "lame",
Homophobic people,
Annoying religious people,
Annoying athiests,
When you pull a string hanging from your shirt and it doesn't break, but only becomes longer,
When somebody turns off the lights when you are still in the room,
People who will write something borderline mean, but then follow it up with a smiley face,
People who don't control their bratty children,
Girls who wear way too much make up,
People who always have to be right and have the last word,
When someone is writing on a chalkboard and then they erase it to write something new, but they don't erase all of it, so you still see half of a letter here and there,
Rappers who thank God at awards ceremonies,
People mumbling, then annoyedly saying "Forget it!" when you don't hear them,
The noise styrofoam makes when you rub it together,
When the trash man just throws the can into my yard after emptying it and when people who can't sing at all sing louder than everyone else in the group.
God, that shit annoys me!