I'm in between your lips like a cigarette. (NC17) - Comments

@ addesin
Nahh I get it. It could watch the same video or multiple ones for the rest of my life. I almost always never get off on it but its still fun to watch hot guys go at it with each other. >.<

@ mollymoshpit;
I could watch gay porn for days. Even if I'm not getting off on it, just the whole practice itself fascinates me... I'm weird...

@ amabie.
Good point. Dammit, there goes my idea of sneaky ghost sex! XD

@ addesin
Yeah that's true! I'm just sitting there like, take it easy in him. Hah I feel like I'm the only person that can like, watch an hour long video. Like its better than just 4 minutes. If its the good kind.

I find it hysterical when a girl squirts excessively.

@ mollymoshpit;
Haha. Yeah, I like the guy-moans, too. I mean, girl moans are great and all. But it's the screeching and sobbing that gets to me. It's fucking obnoxious. It does kind of weird me out sometimes when they get too into, though. Like Gabriel Clark (a Cocky Boy's pornstar) like has such angry moans/grunts and they kind of intimidate me. Like, bro, chilax...

@ LadyxXxShadows
Exactly!! Especially like when the guy ir girl sees it and they're all "Holy Shit that's awesome"

@ addesin
Oh my gosh I know what you mean!! It's very rare that I watch het porn. I'm almost always watching gay porn because, well, it's just fucking awesome. And guys moans are like the hottestest things.

@ LadyxXxShadows
Haha, or it's a mix of all three. Who knows how men's brains work?

Ick, I hate weird shit like that, too. Like, I can handle cum/jizz/semen and that's about it. Just... No thank you. When I'm joking with friends and stuff, I might call them swimmers, though. It just makes me lol. Same with weird words like cooch. Like if you were to say that to me in bed, I'd be like "WTF?" but if it's just joshing around, I like to see how many different things I can call a vag or a dick in a conversation. Or the act of sex itself. All the different phrases are hilarious!

Same here. My mom likes to pretend sex doesn't exist either. I mean, I used to watch soap operas with my mom so I knew about sex but I literally had no idea that sex had anything to do with a penis going into a vagina or any of that shit. I thought it was some really, really intense cuddling (like how it looks in soap operas with the rolling around in bed and the heavy kissing, etc... ). Then I went to a class on puberty at the local hospital when I was ten and found out your vagina is where babies come out but they still didn't mention actual sex. It wasn't until I was reading some Gerard Way fanfiction when I was eleven that I actually found out the purpose of a penis... Then I lost my virginity when I was twelve so... Obviously my moms' sheltering was successful.

I generally always have to be at least a little quite because, well. sneaking around other people's houses to get off generally means you can't be throwing a party. But I'm just quiet either way, even when I can be loud. Maybe it's like some sort of thing that's been engraved into me that I just can't break by now. But I've never really felt the need to moan or anything anyway so...

I suppose it would be nice for my partner to know their doing good, but I like to think I show them enough appreciation after that fact to make up for it. Still don't like to cuddle, though. I don't care how good you are in bed; I don' like it. I'll only do it if I'm in a really good mood.

@ addesin
Maybe it is some type of territorial thing. Someone else mentioned something about a show of dominance. I think that is true too. Maybe it's like..Ohhh I'm gonna cover you in my hot seed to show you how hot you made me, baby."

Hahahaa. I don't like the term hot seed. That just makes me think of like...when a dog becomes aroused and there's that pink thing. Ew. Also...it makes me think of like...seeds that go in the ground that you plant lol.

Also..the word "cooch" creeps me the fuck out. Just saying. Not sure why I wondered off topic...but yeah.

About the noises thing....I kind of grew up in a very religious household that just...pretended sex didn't happen. Ever. I was always different in the way that I've always liked and been fascinated by anything sexual. So...when I was sneaky and bought my own vibrator...I had to be quiet because people were in the next room lol...waiting to judge me and say I was going to hell if they found out. Naturally as a result of that I've always been silent. Even when I started having sex I had to kind of just like...find my sexual voice...

Now with my husband...I moan slightly...it's mostly for his benefit. It kind of gives him a boost of confidence if I verbally praise what he's doing right. I breathe hard too and try to make a little bit of mewling noises if you will. I just...feel weird laying there completely silent. I'm sure that would be awkward for him too if he was just thrusting away at a silent vadge lol. It would probably be a little like doing a dead person.

@ mollymoshpit;
Haha you made some great points! Also...I think a story I wrote somewhere mentioned the squirting thing. Ohhh! I remember which one now lmao. >=) I've seen porn where girls squirt. It was so awesome and I'm like, "Dang! That chick has a mini fountain in her crotch!"

I prefer good old fashioned anal, myself... I find the trust that goes into anal to be really romantic... Obviously, this is generally in slash, so there's that, but seriously, even when it's rough, I feel like it's just more special than giving/receiving head or just plain old normal het sex. The bottom has to have a lot of trust in his top to let him in (haha), and a top has to be really caring to his top to make sure he isn't ripping him open but also that his bottom is actually receiving pleasure as well. Het sex is kind of like that, but I don't find it quite on the same level as gay anal.

I will say, one of the funnest things for me, in real life, is blow jobs. I mean, yeah, I like to sit back and let my partner do all the work most some of the time, but there's something just so fun about having a guy at your mercy. Not so much of a creepy dominatrix thing, but just getting to please him and having him rely on your in that way. I like that shit... The teasing is a little fun, too.

About the blowjobs in porn thing, I think it's mostly because porn is generally a man thing. Yeah, women can enjoy it, too, but I bet if you pulled up the statistics 70-80% of porn is bought, sold, and distributed among men. And men like getting blowjobs. They like imagining their getting blowjobs. They like putting themselves in the man's place and thinking that he's the one getting the blowjob, getting to fuck the girl. That's why a lot of the focus is on women in het porn. They don't spend an ass load of time focusing on the guy because het guys don't like guys, they like chicks. They especially like chicks who give blowjobs.

And the story lines in porn... This is why I watch gay porn. At least the companies I favor, there generally isn't a big story line. It's generally two guys sitting on a couch. They introduce themselves, chat, then they get it the fuck on. The end. We don't need a plot to you fucking. We need you to fuck. Thank you.

I hate the girls' screeches in porn. Just another reason why I watch gay porn... I mean, I don't know about other chicks, but I seriously don't really make a noise when I'm fucking. I find moaning awkward. I maybe kind of breath hard (especially towards the end) and if whoever I'm with says something, sometimes I kind of... hum? I dunno. I don't like to talk during sex like at all so I generally just kind of nod and go "mh" but try to say as little as possible so they'll shut up and fuck me.

I feel like I'm doing a play by play of each of your paragraphs. Lmao.

The whole cumming in the person's face is like... universal, I guess. I mean, I don't watch a lot of lez porn but in gay porn, the top always pulls out so he can wank it in the bottom's face. I don't quite understand it personally... Maybe it's like marking your territory? Like "I fucked this shit. This is my shit." Or something? I dunno. Boys are weird.

Ah, there was something else I wanted to address, too, but I can't remember now...

I know what you mean about the whole porn situation. Ugh! Honestly when the story line is dumb or she's sucking him off for like 2 hours, I just fast forward while saying "will they just fuck already!". I'm really picky about the porn I watch. ANYWAYS, to me, I'd rather read about extremely kinky types of sex instead if the boring "insert penis in vagina" and then the whole "oh gosh that feels great blah blah blah BORING".

Is it just me or does porn make anyone else tired!? Like honestly it's hard not to fall asleep sometimes unless the video is THAT good. Which it's really hard to find good videos where, as you said the girl doesn't sound like the guy I mutilating her while she's still alive. Honestly, it pisses me off sometimes.

Ohhhh and another thing to add to the list, very few stories do this but I think it's really awesome when, during intercourse, the girl squirts. Isn't that hella awesome or is it just me? That just seems the coolest thing ever and I'd love to be able to do that one day when I finally bump uglies with someone. No rush though.

Hope this helped. Great blog idea too. Glad to know I'm not the only one that thinks pirn is way to predictable.

@ LadyxXxShadows
That we are, dearest. Lol this blog was a good idea.

@ Rath
Haha we are two of a kind my dear! Lmao I'm laughing so hard at this whole blog!

@ LadyxXxShadows

That's what it's like in real life for me >.> *blush*

@ LadyxXxShadows
I know right?! It's like, "Gimme what I need, people!" Lol. It's finally nice to meet someone who doesn't think it's weird to fast forward to get to the good stuff lol.

@ sevenfoldfoREVer1666
Hahaha yeah...the except for some moaning part made me giggle!

@ Rath
Hahaha awesome! That a girl! You totally sound like me though.....I'm all...*fast forwards* "Come on good shit! I wanna get there already."

@ LadyxXxShadows
I fast forward through stuff too, thinking the same thing lol. It's like, "please get good soon? I need to get off." lol. And I'm told that sex is good, and trust me, I've read some pretty good sex scenes lol. So, I'm waiting for the right guy to give me some good lovin'.