Does anyone know how to Tie a tie!! Yes I am Serious - Comments

have you understood any of this? I can try to help,although it will make as much sense as the rest, probably less.

Thick bit on your right.
kinny bit on your left.
Thick bit over top of skinny bit.
Then thick bit back under skinny bit, so it has made a kinda loop around it.
Thick bit back over top of skinny bit (so thats 1 and a hlaf time around the skinny bit altogether)
then pull thick bit up through the gap next to you neck.
Then push thick bit down through the .. uh, top loop bit at the top of the knot (yeh that makes no sense).
the pull .. and ... i really think you should ask someone .. or google it, that might work earsier.
goodluck.
x

Over, under, through and pull. Cross the thick side over the skinny side. Then, lift up the thick piece and put it through the hole you made at the top when you crossed it. Then the thick piece should be slung over. Pick up the thick piece and there should be a loop that the thick side made right at the top. Put the thick piece through that loop and then pull.

well i only know one way to tie a tie (even though there are a lot)
1st: have the thickest part of the tie on the right side of your neck and the skinniest part on the left
2nd: take the right side and cross over left side.
3rd:take that part and flip under the skinny piece.
4th:flip back over top the skinny piece
5th:take big piece and flip under the right neck strand and pull through
6th:take the bottom part of the big piece and put through the last wrap around you made.
7th: pull tight

i'm sorry if this makes no sense, but without pictures it's hard to demonstrate.

uhh you kninda cross it over the..no wait, you out it round your neck and then... Okay Im sorry, Im no help at all.

http://www.tie-a-tie.net/halfwindsor.html
there's one way...there's also a few other types on there.
ha ha, hope it helps.

Well Thankyou so much!

It's nearly impossible to explain how to tie a tie.
You need to be shown since there are different ways to do it.