Don't be scared its only me... okay nevermind be scared - Comments

"Almost like one of those beauty salon people- with the super long nails that you know must be as sharp as knives- constantly pinching your naked flesh, picking at it as vulture picks at its tasty lifeless entrée."
That passage to me is simply the best. You've got the funny part, but then manipulate the words to create this gruesome, terrifying picture.
I've "known" you a few days, and it feels like a lot more than that. Stay. There is happiness in the world. It just takes a lot of effort to find, but that's what makes it worth it.
And boring is a crime against humanity!