okayyyy RANDOMSHITITHOUGHTABOUTYEHEY :o
Beauty && The Beast
What if Gaston was gay & just using Belle as an excuse to make him seem soooo damn "macho" >:)
What if the rose wich holds the Beast's fate is ACTUALLY a fake plastic rose form SM && when Belle thinks the Beast is dying Ashton Kutcher jumps out of NOWHERE and yells: "You've just been PUNK'D" ? =))
What if Belle's just a transvestite being paid by the village people to lure the beast out of the safety of his castle? :o
What if Lumiere isn't really french && just pretends that he is, to get all the sexy featherdusters :P
What if the Beast dies from something OTHER than the last petal falling? Like ionno cancer or something? :/
What if Cogsworth runs out of batteries? D:
HAHAHAHA sorry. I've been watching it over&&over again since last night :))
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