How to be happy while your back hurts like shit - 5-step method

I am genuinely happy even though for some reason, my back hurts so obnoxiously bad. I even changed by school-bag because of it, from an unhealthy(but super-awesome military green) messenger bag to a very healthy and comfortable(but light violet and uhh Nike) back pack. And yet, my back still hurts.

It might be the desk+chair at school. We're forced to sit in those shitters for 7 hours most days and all the goofing around from breaks doesn't seem to help enough. Those are really bad for our backs, man. It like doesn't matter the height of the kid, just make them all a whatever size. Seriously, I must be too tall for my desk, I'm always in some way crouching down. But it also feels like my lungs hurt too and the last time that happened, it wasn't pretty. I had to stay home for more than I wanted to. I have English Olympiad this week, man!

Anyways, back to happiness. I am again, reasonlessly happy. Yup, that happens. How?

1) Screw school with its dumb deadlines, tests and, most importantly, its math. I am so free of it all, I can't even explain. I took a resolution, I only care about English, History and Literature. Oh and Art. But that's like 'duhh'.

School screwed? Good.

2)Do something bad. Have a beer. Cut class. Make fun of teachers. Indulge. :)

Bad done? Excellent.

3)Love somebody. Like totally forget yourself in love with your friends, or some boy or girl. It works so well, shit, man, I think I might as well go all the way and love (ZOMG!11) myself.

Loved already? You're on your way.

4)Guilty pleasures are the sex. My favorite? Really bad movies. Or unrealistic dramas. e.g. One Tree Hill. God, do I love One Tree Hill.

Lucas hot? Chyeeaah. I like Nathan better though. Movin' on....

5)Post a dumbass journal like this on mibba. Life is fun when you act dumb, seriously.

Okay... I'm done now. Have a great... huh... time? Yeah, time, that's it.
October 20th, 2008 at 09:44pm