A Jonas Brothers rant >:K

The Jonas Brothers. Nick, Joe and Kevin.
Infecting pre-teen's minds since 2005.
First thing's first, what do the Jonas Brothers do?
Well the simplest explanation is... Nothing.
Ok, no, not true.
They fork in millions of dollars by just showing their face.

What is so amazing about them, though?
Is it their music; awesome guitar riffs, deep lyrics etc.
Acually, the Jonas Brothers don't have any of those things.
The guitar in their songs is simple and un-original.
They don't even write their own songs as a band and they are produced by Disney Channel.
Now, how can you actually take a band seriously if their music is produced by the Disney Channel?

Earlier on this year, the Jonas Brothers performed live at the So You Think You Can Dance finale.
When I saw this I was ashamed to even say that they were apparently 'professional'.
They were off tune and didn't even know how to use the stage.
They just walked around, attempting to do some 'cool' dance moves.
It was RATHER embarassing, and I am not even related to them. :O

The Jonas Brothers have said that they are strong christians, wearing chastity rings.
It's quite hypocritical since they pose on covers of magazines seductively for those little pre-teens to oogle over and yet they are sworn to celibacy until marriage.
Confusing, eh?

These 'strong christians' charge from $123 - $978 just for a ticket to one of their shows!
Appauling, isn't it?
Shouldn't these christian lads be giving money to the poor or donating it to the church.
Bragging about how 'holy' and 'faithful' they are hasn't helped much.
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So there you go, that is my very own view on the Jonas Brothers.

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PLEASE no hate comments. If you like the Jonas Brothers so much anyway, why would you read this in the first place?

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Yours sincerely,
Emily.

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