Losing My Religion

I thought my life was heading in a straight line, until not long ago.

I hate year level assemblies just as much as the next child, but one day at an assembly at my school, i found a crossroad in my life. A new pathway, another option.

It all began when the teachers were handing out green pieces of paper to all the students for us to brainstorm ways to solve the litter problem at our school. Currently the enviornmental clean up program wasn't working as litter was still being found in every corner of the school grounds.

My friend had a genious idea of what's known as, a Litter Eating Panther. (LEP)

Me being as mature as i am, jumped on board with this idea with great enthusiasm.
And at this moment, i was elected the leader of a new religion known as LEPism.

Yes our goal is praise all the panthers on the globe as if they ever go exstinct, so do we. Our fate is in their lives. If you like the idea of LEPism, and think this is a crossroad for you to take, feel free to join.

Clean up the environment, and the panthers will love you for it.
November 15th, 2008 at 12:53am