I just found this.. It reminds me of The Network. [[their song]] lol.
The Ten Commandments of Roshambo
* I am the Lord your rock. Thou shalt make no paper to cover me.
* Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's paper.
* Thou shalt not cheat at cards.
* Paper covers rock, rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper; all other combinations shall be a "push."
* Keep thy circles below thy waist.
* Thou shalt wipe thy victim's arm after thou puncheth his shoulder.
* Going rock all the time is NOT good; SAYING you are going rock every time may be.
* Keep the Wednesday night sacred, for it is the day on which poker shall be played.
* To be tilted is a admirable state, but to angle is divine.
* The holiest of pilgrimages is to Vegas. Thou who doest remain at home shall be a "pussy."
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