I Had Sex on a Cricket Pitch

Lol.
Thought I should post a journal, because it was a very amusing thing to do.
We were kinda drunk and it was pretty dark out, so we had sex on the cricket pitch.
And people were walking their dogs and they freaked out xD
Yeah, anyway, enough about my sex.
I love Ani Di Franco o.o
I've been listening to feminist music so I can feel better about myself. It helps me to get over asshole guys. Here's the bulletin I posted:
I hope you get your BAD KARMA.
Frankly, I hope you get hit by a train.
Because you're a selfish, pathetic piece of shit.
Go get another stupid piercing, I hope you get tetinus.
Botox and silicone are sexy, are they?
well FUCK YOU.
I'm not gonna get fake boobs,
botox lips,
retarded tattoos
or fifty million piercings
just to fit into some stupid scene.
If that's what turns you on, you're gonna have a hard time finding girlfriends who don't hate themselves.
When I tell someone how much they mean to me, I mean it.
I don't use the word 'love' lightly, and I certainly don't pretend to love someone.
I especially especially don't pretend to love someone just to get into their pants.
It just makes people like YOU more pathetic.
So try, try your very hardest to stick your cock in that bitch.
She probably has herpes anyway, and it's exactly what you deserve.
You WILL get what's coming to you.
You will get your karma, and I'll be there laughing.

when your ship is going down
i'll stand by and watch you drown
haha you're DEAD
haha you're DEAD
HAHA YOU'RE DEAD.


It was a good vent.

Anyways, comments please.

xo.porcelain
November 16th, 2008 at 02:37pm