You're everything...

Well, not really!

But, I'm going to be a pathetic little girl now, and bitch and moan and be all blah!

There's this guy...
Nothing worth reading ever starts with, 'there's this guy'
Anyway, I kind of really like him, and I don't do that!
I don't like people!
It's my own doing that I'm going to be single forever, and somehow I like it that way!
No love no heartache!

But I can't help it!
He's so sweet, and so nice, and kind and cute, and those eyes!
I takes a world of restraint to look him in the eyes without blushing!

And anywho, he just broke up with is ex, but now he suddenly has a new fucking GIRLFRIEND!!! It would be better if he was just gay!

To top it off, I'm going to do the immature thing and tell you what I think of her!

Do you know the words to Misery Business by Paramore?

If not, I'll quote them for you:

"Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who,
They want and what they like, it's easy if you do it right"

Oh yeah!
She is just like every other fucking girl out there!
There is nothing special about her!
Too much bronzing powder, she bends her eyelashes too much, and guess what missy, pink lip gloss does in fact NOT go with EVERYTHING!

Yes, I'm being a baby! And I don't care! Grr