PART FOUR

"My face is getting red thinking about that."

Are any of you kids out there Sexually Active? *Screams from kids* Well USE CONDOMS!! Cause we DON'T want children having children and babies having babies. Any of you adults sexually active? USE CONDOMS!! Cause God, look at these kids! (from riot_gremlin@hotmail.com)

"Anytime someone calls me a celebrity, I'm always like, 'Don't pin that shit on me, man. I didn't do it!'"

"My Mom said, 'If you have sex before you get married, you're going to hell.' So now I'm...going to hell. I'm just kidding!"

"If you help Mom, you get to lick the spoon."

Benj: "Yeah we're here, I don't even know where, really."
Joel: "We don't even know what we're doing."

"No I will not do a sex scene with Demi Moore. She's going out with Ashton Kutcher!"

(in a sing-songy voice) "You are watching Hard Rock Live - change the channel, you will die."

"You see my hips movin'? I'm feelin' it!"

"There's no room for rockstars in this band. What's cool about shitting on people?"