*"It's a weird story actually. We were all gong to your mom's house. We all got there at the same time and met on the porch." (on how the band met)
*"Getting beat." (on his best childhood memory)
*"I can freak."
*"Hey, guys, I have some bad news for you. We were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow. Sorry, our bad!"
*"You know who else likes making out? Sum 41. I know from first-hand experience... Or, my friend does..."
*"Life is Benji, the rest is just details. Benji is life."
*Interviewer: Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a boy band?
Benji: Umm... after you shot me in the head.
*"We're kids from Waldorf."
*"I don't have a phone."
*"State your position!"
*"Uh, my name's Benji... I grew up in Waldorf. Single white male. Enjoys long walks on the beach. In search of someone sensitive and caring for conversation, friendship, possible serious relationship, coffee, or a good book."
*"Everybody clap!"