Stupid JoBros

Hear me out: There is nothing wrong with the Jonas Brothers. Nothing at all. They're doing their own thing and they're entitled to their own opinions and all that sugar shit. It's true, therefore, I'm indifferent about them.
But why, in the name of all things pretty and pink, would you ever write a story about the brothers and Hilary Duff?
My point: there isn't one. I'm just pissed because I felt nostalgic and looked for a good Hilary Duff story, only to find five crappy short ones that were mostly about the Jonas Brothers [trying not to shove whole hand down throat]
So yeah, happy weekend.