There's this man....

and his name is David Lee Roth and he is the sexiest beast ever. :D I'm serious; he makes me all excited. I don't care if he's old. I'd still do him.



Steven Tyler is still looking pretty good, as well. I'd probably do him too. Maybe we could have a threesome?



I wouldn't want to do it with Keith Richard though. Unless I could go back to the '60s or something. He looks kinda like an old raisin that's been squashed (but I still love him!)



Same thing goes for Robert Plant. Sorry man.