Phone Sex and Nerdy Foreplay

So my friends Cory(m) and Paige(f) and I went downtown last night to hang out. I was playing around on Paige's iPhone with the Lightsaber application.

Cory: Let me see the lightsaber! That's so fuckin' sweet!
Me: No.
Cory: If you don't give me the phone, I'm going to call Zane and have phone sex with him in this car.

Zane is one of our friends who graduated with Cory 2 years ago. At this point, we're around half an hour from home and Paige is driving.

Me: I don't think you'll do it.
(Cory calls Zane on speakerphone)
Cory: Hey babe... what are you wearing?
Zane: ...clothes....
Cory: What are you doing?
Zane: Teaching myself Pearl (a programming language)
Cory: Ooh

So then Cory takes off speakerphone and talks to Zane about computer programming.

Paige: What the hell kind of phone sex is that?
Me: It's their nerdy foreplay
Paige: Somehow that would completely not surprise me.

Btw, Cory isn't gay. He's just confident with his sexuality ;)
What a fun night... =)