Why Spammers Need Brain Transplants.

A real, actual chain letter -
why girls should'nt cheat on boysOh, dear! You haven't gotten four words in and you already need to look at your second-grade grammar worksheets again. An apostrophe replaces the missing letter(s) in contractions, darling.

There was once a guy named Jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
Ashley.

Ashley was the most popular girl in
school.
The three most
popular
guys were
Tom, Jack, and Marcus. Ashley
thought of
Jack as
OKAY,
but
she REALLy
liked Marcus. Marcus liked Ashley also.
Well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!

Marcus and Jack were worst enemies.
Marcus tried to
steal
Ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. One day,
Marcus asked
Ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. Jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Jack approached the movies that night
and
followed Ashley
and
Marcus.
Jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically
get it
on in the
theatre.
Marcus
told ashley "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" She
replied "hell yeah."

Jack had peeked through Marcus'
window.
Ashely and
him
were
messing
around and then they had sex.
Jack watched the whole
thing.Oh, my. Could someone please teach this poor soul how to be consistent with their mechanic writing skills? Also, tell them to agree on one spelling for 'Ashley'. Yes, I know it can be heartwrenching to decide on a single spelling for someone's name, but it's for the greater good, love. In addition, I do believe this person needs to have their Enter key removed before it suffers more abuse. And finally, and probably most important, Ashley is a slut and a backstabbing bitch, so I can really believe that 'everyone loved her!'

The next day at school Jack wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Jack
wasn't there. A week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
Ashley so
much.
Next
to
Jack's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Ashley, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Marcus' house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
ashley. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, JackUm...Jesus? Since when did people start putting Jesus in chain mails?

Please foward this or Jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone
to
know
about
Marcus.

Thank you.

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['In loving Memory of']
**Jack Halagey**
What Jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......

One girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly
forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']

['Of course u don't have to send this
but I
think
Jack
Halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']

Repost this as `why girls should'nt
`cheat on boys
or u will
lose
the one u loveI will lose the one I love? Just a second ago, you were telling me I was pretty much gonna fuckin' die. Get your lame-o threats straight, you morons. And what do you mean 'of course I don't have to send this'? You asshole, do you realize how transparent that is? You're just trying to deflect your own stupidity off of you, to make yourself seem like the blameless one, so no one tries to complain about how they're 'forced to repost chain letters'. God, what a veritable anus.

If you don't believe this..search Jack
Halagey' on google!

Oh, I'm sure I will.