Ah, Christmas, oh, Christmas! The pissiest time of year!
Oh, the good ol' times where we had to clean until our house looked like Jesus Christ attacked it with a Swiffer duster! (despite the fact that NOBODY WAS COMING TO OUR HOUSE!)
Ah, the celebratory time of year where my grandpa screams at me to leave the table because of something Jacob said!
Oh, the happy days where I'm told how much of a "b*tch" I am because of my "attitude"!
Ah, the joyous day where I realize that everyone in my family favors my brother!
Oh, the glorious time where all my relatives were supposed to be at my grandparents house at noon and nobody showed up until 1:30-ish!
Ah, Christmas! The day when tempers run high, everybody's f*cked over, people are obvious about favoring Jacob, my little second-cousin is screaming and crying and repulsive, the time where I have to sit between the two most disgusting people in the world, and the time where everybody hates everybody else!
OH, JOLLY DAYS!
shizrompers. >.<
xMargie!
[41] SCREW CHRISTMAS.
December 26th, 2008 at 02:28am