Most Boring Cities in America

According to WalletPop and a study of news archives, the top five cities that appeared in the paper least often are:

No. 1: Chula Vista, Calif.
No. 2: Hialeah, Fla.
No. 3: Mesa, Ariz.
No. 4: North Las Vegas, Nev.
No. 5: Chandler, Ariz.

Notice that two of them are in Arizona. Because, kids, Arizona sucks. Old people, conservatives, and heat. And the Grand Canyon is seriously not that amazing.

Now I bet there are gonna be a bunch of comments with people offering up their own town as one of the ones that they left out.

But then again, now that I've said that, I've probably jinxed it, and no one will comment.