Learning Isn't As Easy As It Seems, Though It Proves To Be Rather Amusing

This can be considered a pointless journal, but it seems there were some that were amused by it (It was originally on my profile) so I decided to put it in a journal. After all, I needed something to test out the journals with.

So this is it, things I've learned. Or rather, what are some stupid things people around me do.

Things I've learned. (I all of a sudden decided to start counting):

1. People have weird cravings for food when intoxicated. Like something that includes peanut butter, ranch dressing, barbecue sauce, and shriveled up hamburger cookies (That are also burnt).

2. Never leave your parents car somewhere else while they're away. Especially if its an easy to break into kind of car. Or if the place where the car is left is some random town.

3. Brother's can get stupider. The two things listed above prove it.

4. If someone's hand is on fire, trying to put it out with their pants does not work. It merely sets the pants on fire.

5. Pants should not be ironed while still on a person.

6. Super gluing pennies to someone's forehead will leave marks.

7.Never bake with someone that doesn't know the difference between a cup and table spoon.

8. Paper catches on fire quicker than I thought...

9. Take the warnings seriously when they say not to put foil in the microwave. Unless you want your microwave to either A) Melt or B) Explode.

10. Going over speed bumps will hurt... when you're riding in the car trunk.

11. Never put a god damned cloth on a god damned stove. Especially when that god damned stove is turned on. It will result in fire.

12. It's not so great to rear end someone with your car. It's even worse to rear end someone with your parent's car.