shadobee

so today, my dog pooed. i actually don't even own a canine. wah wah. but if i did, it'd be named frederico..not really. do you do ballet? how about tha SAMBA?? sauce. selena gomez is really. really pretty. really. gia marie carangi. google it c*** suckkas. hey, you all hate me.

so, what I'm razlly tryin' ta dizzle is get banned. yeah, you're bummed. wah wah ya heard? straight up. hey remember me? I'm slim shady

xo -slim

anD!!!!! samantha o. likes pee. true story. please tell me you didn't read this (other than that line, in order to tell me you di'nt read it)