i think i understand

i've been looking aroumd at peoples journals and they all are pretty much about there dayy

and shtuffff

i missed life skills today to do this thing about getting an apprenticeship
with this really enthusiastic guyy who was pretty muchh grinning his face off at me

he fancied the balls off me!
dont tell my mum about that though

P.E was good.. miss saw me play volley ball and she was like
" andy! andy! well done!!"

and then at the enddd she called me over and asked me about starting volleyball club
after school which sounds amazinggg!
i like volleyball

garlic increases sperm count
and dr. pepper decreases sperm count
i've just advertised garlic on my journall how amazing

GARLIC IS THE NEW DARLICC
world dommination is near
all hale the garlics!

that would be my pitch for garlic if i went on dragons den
i would then go on and get backed up from theo and dunken and bea multi million air
wit three kids and a few fish in a bowl
englisshh was shitt.. miss said my punctuation was the worst in the class in my mocks
but my original writing and explanation was top of the class
she loved my articlee on "music" and my explanation on my dream world

she obviously fancies me
well she doesnt
but....
gosh i feel fatt.. i ate a pack of bicuits and a bowl of crunchy nuttt
thatss anough carbohydrate to keep me running nob-stop for 36 miles with the occasional break for a wee wee
i want to have a good job when im older
but im good at nothing
seriouslyyy i enjoy doing everythinggg but im crap at everything so i dont know what to chooseee
its so harddd! i just need moneyy so i dont really mind what io get really
well there is one thing im good attt... so i guess prostitution is my only option :(
arrr well
chocolate is amzing
im gonna shake hands with the guy who invented it
i dont agree with buttons though
they annoy me
zips are cool though

my room looks messy and feels messy but it actually isnt that messy

its 1:02 its earlier than my blog last night
but i feel more tireddd
shittttt its double art
and double science tommorow

seriouslyy

whats the point

if i fired a 5 kg weight at your face! at about 50 miles an hour , you'd probly have your head cleany taken off
or in other words you head would be hit with such a force your spinal cord would snapp and your top part of you neck would just shatter and your head would be ripped off , WARNING headaches may accure.. see back of pack for detailss

simon says but your hands on your head

simon says andy's off to bed

see yah laterrrrrrr join me next weeek for moreee

GARLIC DARLICSS!