I got an advertisement in my email today.

It was an ad for an iPod touch. The tagline was "This Valentine's Day, say it all with iPod touch."

They also said, "Score some major points this Valentine's Day!"

Score some major points. Like, if you give your crush an iPod touch, they'll love you more or you'll become more appealing? >.O

Yeah, but what if they don't love you? What if they turn you down, or feel guilty/embarrassed that you spent so much money on them and avoid you for a few weeks, or what if they feel inclined to repay you somehow?

Now you feel bad, your girl still doesn't love you, and you're a couple hundred bucks poorer.

That would suck.

Just a thought.

(Copyright Apple.)
February 5th, 2009 at 12:48am