Rant o1 : Cloud Farts

Jesus fucking Christ how I HATE cloud farts. In school, in the mall, even in the house I hate them. They linger in the air unknowingly and with out realization, you walk straight into it's core. You look around stupidly for the culprit, but they are long gone by now.

The worst kind of cloud farts are the one in chair when someone gets up.

Ex : I was at school , headed to my Spanish class. When I sit down in my seat, I immediately smell the foul order of a left behind cloud fart. Can't move ; assigned seats. SO I'm forced to sit in this funk for an hour [ yes, it was that strong ] and even when I leave I can still smell it for another 2 minutes, lingering in my clothes.

I protest that the government hire inventors to design a probe that you stick in someone's ass that will make their farts different colors so that way you at least have a warning of this pronominal occurrence in today's environment.