I Don't Have a Snarky Title for You.

I'm watching Rob & Big.
Mini Horse is eating an ash tray, and "smells like a dirty cigarette! Look at his dirty face!"

I just wanted to let every one who's been asking that Little Ember, Roxxy's daughter, is doing fine. She had pneumonia, or however you spell it, but she's doing fine now. We threw her a pointless party, and she tried banana pudding for the first time. She threw it up all over my new shirt, but it's okay.

Skaander, my ex-boyfriend, promised me when we were dating that he'd take me cliff diving. He actually came through, now that he's talking to me.

Oh mein Gott, I was so terrified. First off, I had to wear a bikini. I looked like the little twig that is positioned off the actual twig. It was kind of humiliating, because Skaander's brother asked me infront of everyone if I was anorexic. I, of course, am NOT anorexic. I came home and scarfed an entire bag of salad.

Anyways, back to diving. I missed this big ass rock by a yard, and landing hurt like...Ugh. It was terrible. And not fun at all. Never jump off a cliff because you want to get your old boyfriend back.