No, not paper, ANYTHING but THAT!!!

I have a feeling I will die of a paper inflicted wound or some accident that includes paper somehow. I can't seem to handle paper without drawing blood or at least slicing skin. Just trying to break down three soda can boxes left my hands cut up and bloody. There's no hope for my hands. They're already covered in scars from splinters, pencils, knives, scrapes, burns, and you guessed it, PAPER CUTS. AHHHH!!! I've done everything to my hands short of breaking a bone, totally ripping off a nail and losing a finger. If I used that scar disappearing stuff on them, they would probably get worse of shrivel up and die. Its a good thing the sun is my natural scar disappearing cream. I can still count the scars but they do fade a little.

Ha Ha, a random entry inspired by catching myself staring at my maimed hands.