Simple Questions Right? Or is it?

The simple ones are the best.
You'll enjoy this...

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
[Highlight for the answer]The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.[/highlight]

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
[Highlight for the answer]Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.[/highlight]

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All of the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
[Highlight for the answer]Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerat or. You just put him in there.This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.[/highlight]

4.. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
[Highlight for the answer]Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.[/highlight]

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
(Although I'm not sure how accurate or true that is so don't hold me to that. :tehe:)
Did you get them right?
(Zero did. :file: Cause she pwns.)