God....I Hate the Jonas Brothers!!!

*RANT TIME*
DUDE! I frickin HATE the Jonas Brothers. They are freakozoids. What is their point? They do not have points, that is their point. They are merely wets, (wet, drippy, usless people) who have nothing better to do with their time except write crappy music and do their homosexual dances.
They work for Disney, which is another turn down. Work for Disney, and you'll be singing remakes of Disney songs sung originally by dancing, talking cartoon animals in furry coats that completely displace the meaning of "animal friendly".
No, I have nothing against Disney itself, I just believe that it should have stayed only as a child movie maker productor. (no, I don't know what else to call them)
Eitherway, the Jonas Brothers as FREAKS. FREEEEAAAKKSS. DORKUSES!!!
I don't understand these weird yaoi pairings either. Stick with another guy (if you must), not your brother, you homosexual freaks. No Brother Love. Not manly. Creepy.
I also do not understand how they could possible be, in any way, shape or form, vampires.
They are humans people! (Emphasis on the word HUMANS) So stop making strange stories (and posting them on here) about gay singing vampires.
Trust me.
It's never going to happen.
I do not like them. I do not like their band name, and I do not like their faces.
So there.
Rant time. Fin.