Mottos To Live By

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints

Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -- Mae West

I'm not cynical. Just experienced.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.