The Weirdest Thing I've Ever Said

My friend and I were taking a stroll on the grass. Then two guys honk at us.

"Ooooh they honked at you."

Then she replies by saying.
"No that was two honks, at you and me."

My response is....

"You make me feel sexier."
She started laughing hysterically
then she looked at me.
"What?"
"You just don't say you make me feel sexier to people. They'll think your
weird."
"It's weird to say that?"
"Yes."
"ooooooooh."
For the rest of the walk we were silent except for her complaning how I
had to take a walk.
April 29th, 2009 at 12:26am