Random azz stuff I say when I'm sick.

Yes, I said all this stuff out loud. Yes, I am sick and rather delirious. Yes, I mention Adam Lambert and Michael Jackson a lot.

"I won't even have a nose anymore...like Michael Jackson"

"Casey doesn't have a hoo-ha so when he's turned on his ears stick up."

"Ok, time for random Michael Jackson moment number 2!"

"Adam Lambert will save the world, he just doesn't know it yet."

"I like my men gay, but my sheep straight."

"Moses was a cool dude."

"OMG I had a religious moment!"

"Ooh, boy sheep kissing!"

"I need more animals in my bed and...Adam Lambert."

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain!"

"I don't remember your name. Let's call you Stan. Yeah, Stan, Connely's wife...er, I mean husband"

"Although you could never pick up a real giraffe."

"This baby is running out of beans!!"

"OMG she burped when she said 'cheese stick' so it sounded like she said 'cheese d*ck'"

"Sweet success! I have Adam in bed!"

"That song makes my inner Jew very happy."

"Cough medicine?! AW HAIL NO!!"

"Oh no I made it angry!!"

**I will probably update this throughout the day**

ADDED:

"Go away! I don't want your ignorance in my presence!"

"My uterus hurts!"

"3 hours of Lambert-y goodness"

"I like this song 'cause... Adam takes his shirt off..."

"18 counts! That's, like, 4 whole notes and a half! Boy's got lungs!"

"Ooh, that was loud,"

ADDED AGAIN:

"Omigosh, Batman! Na na na na na na na na BATMAN!"

"My voice sounds funny when I have mucus in my throat"

"I would never name a cow Daisy, it's waaayyy too cliche."

"Dude, that was lowwwww."

"Beat it! Beat it! Beat it! Beat it! No one wants to be defeated. Showin' how funky strong is your fight! It doesn't matter who's wrong or right just BEAT IT!"

"I'm sorry, what was I doing? I got sucked into Adam Lambert Mania *drools*"

OOH AND AND AND

What's the significance of Joshua in the Ten Commandments movie???? Danny, I know you know this. Comment if you know please, I am totally blanking. I need to see that movie again!!! Danny, we're having a religious movie night!

And remember kids it's Joo-DEE-ism not Joo-DAY-ism!