Please wrap me in bubble wrap before allowing me out

I am covered in cuts and bruises.
I really have been in the wars recently.

Today I went out with friends and we were doing piggy back wars.
I somehow got whacked in the hip and now that is bruised.

Yesterday I was drunk and fell over.
Most of the time on grass but one time i fell on the pavement.
I cut both my knees and bruised one.
Grazed all down the side of my leg
Grazed my ankle.
and cut my hand.

i was lying on the floor and my friends were putting Rizzlers on my knee to stop the bleeding.
And Jake was going to put vodka on it, but i kept screaming at him and wouldnt let him.
Yeah there was blood all over me, Tom and Jake.
lovely

I really should go more careful.

Anyway,, my whole guy problem is now sorted as well.
YAY.
I'm so happy.

I am shattered tbh.
Hardly slept last night.