Things I Learned About Life From T.V

T.V has always been important to me whenever I was bored or wanted to just watch something funny. Throughout the years of watching stupid things on it I learned... NOTHING! Unless I decided to only watch educational shows I'd never learn anything, but hey it's a lot more entertaining! If I were to list everything I was able to learn from T.V though, it might look a little like this.

1. To break up with a girl swift and easy use three simple words 'I. AM. GAY.'
2 .Imaginary friends are real
3. If someone looks like a boy, acts like a boy, it's probably a girl
4. No soup for you!
5. Monkey's are very curious
6. Dogs like martinis
7. Raw chicken makes a great basket ball
8. Baby's come from you belly button
9. Tattoos are from the devil
10. Old people have strong sex drives
11. There's always a happy ending for the nice guy
12. People like food
13. Gay guys are great best friends
14. Misunderstandings create funny and wacky situations
15. You should stick food up your butt
16. When you are high, talk to all your friends and talk about nothing of importance
17. Celebrities are CRAAAAZY!
18. Whenever you have a chance you should break out into song and dance
19. Many people in history liked whores and beer
20. Not many people can count to twenty
21. You don't have to be twenty one to drink
22. You need floaty wings to drink soup
23. In the future there will be time travel
24. Cheerleaders are bitches
25. If someone is a good athlete it is possible they are on Steroids
26. Lord Of The Rings kicks Harry Potter's ass
27. Mouse will always beat the cat
28. The cookie monster has a drug problem
29. Vampires can only be killed by a blond girl
30. The third rock from the sun is Earth

Well that's only 30 things I know and can think about right now.

Why don't you guys leave me a comment telling me what you've learn from T.V?

Also everything up there is not what I truly believe but sometimes think about.

PS. I might make another one of these but maybe with something else.