What Kind of People Hate Themselves Enough to Drink TAB?

Carbonated water, caramel color, natural flavors, phosphoric acid, calcium saccharin, potassium benzoate (to protect taste), caffeine, aspartame.

The ingredients that go into Tab, a diet cola produced by The Coca-Cola Company.

When I first drink Tab, I can feel nice fizzies on my mouth, but they turn to be misleading. As the fizzies simmer on the back of my tongue it begins tasting more like diluted mouth wash, and I find myself smacking my tongue against the roof of my mouth to try to rid myself of the taste.

Utterly unappealing and a drink I can imagine only creepy old people and my mother enjoy, I can't help but down the whole can.

Nasty or not, it is soda.

Cheers,
Bee.
May 16th, 2009 at 01:39am