Why you shouldnt teach yourself a new language and get cocky about it! Read this for a laugh!

From: *someone*
quel drole de nom!! j'éspére que c'est que de nom que tu massacres !!
moi aussi je suis nouveau et je cherche des amis!!
si toi aussi ça te dirais que nous le devenions?
à bientot

(English version)
What a strange name! I hope that is in name only killing you!
I too am new and I'm looking for friends!
you too if you would say that as we become?
Be soon?? (not sure on this one)

To: *someone*
 I can't read or speak French so I used a translator to read your message.
I speak English and do not know any other languages. Do you speak English?
I would like to be friends though 
Write Back

(thats what it was meant to say..)
(French Version)
Je ne peux pas lire ou parler le français si j'ai utilisé un traducteur pour lire votre message.Je parle anglais et je ne sais pas les autres langues.
Parlez-vous anglais?
Je voudrais avoir des amis bien
Répondre 

(this is how it turned out)

I can not read or speak french if I used a translator to read your message.
Je speaks English and I do not know other languages.
Parlez-vous anglais?
I would like to have friends 

To: *someone*
(French)
Mon erreur de type I ne peut pas parler français bien. pouvez-vous parler à tous les English?
(English)
My error I can not speak french well. can you speak English at all?

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Oh yes... Translators are SO trusty
Haha
Learn from my mistake people!
I am yet to see where the conversation goes from there >.<

Note to self: Proof-read what you type if you don’t know another language!