A Look at Me

Okay, here are some factoids about me:

1) I am a virgin.

2) I am also a kissing virgin.

3) I've never dated or had a boyfriend.

4) I never swear.

5) I've never had a guy friend besides my cousin (who doesn't really count because he's a real jerk sometimes)

6) I never seem to do anything right according to my parents.

7) According to my doctor, I am at least 20 pounds overweight for my age, though I am assured by my friends that I don't look it at all. According to my parents, this is because I never get my lazy...well, I don't help out as much as my perfect little sister.

8) I am not tall enough (I am 5'4).

9) I have a heritary moustache on my upper lip, which my other cousin says makes me look like a guy.

Have I missed anything?