The Phantom of the Opera (Remix)

Okay, so, my sister and I were hanging around watching Andrew Lloyd Webber's 'the Phantom of the Opera' and talking about how David Cook sang Music of the Night really well a couple of seasons ago on American Idol. Which got us talking about how he should play Erik (the Phantom) if they ever remade the movie. Which, lead us to making a list of everyone we thought should play in our remake. Which, I am now enlightening you all on by this magical list of actors/singers:

The Phantom- David Cook
Christine- Katy Perry
Raoul- Kris Allen
Meg Giry- Carrie Underwood
Andre- Kat Williams
Firmin- Andy Samberg
Madame Giry- Michelle Pfeiffer
Reyer (the conductor)- Adam Lambert
Buquet- Jack Black
Carlotta- Paris Hilton
Dancers in Masquerade- Jabbawockeez

Comment with any cast changes/ opinions.