There's something wrong with me.

I can watch The Notebook, and I don't cry. If anything, I'll roll my eyes.
Rugrats The Movie makes me tear up when Chuckie thinks about his mom.

I just sat through Up, and I wanted to cry like five times. Especially during the short film in the begining.
I didn't, though, because I wanted to be a man in front of my dad, who I think I saw wiping his eye once.

I get terribly weepy during children's films.
I mock Ali and Noah.

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