Alright, I'll admit it here and now that I've gotten high in the dentist's office.
Like, laughing gas is the best form of therapy ever!
Sooo, when they leave you alone with that funny lookin machine that's pumping
your gas...
Well, who am I to be taking such a deep breath?
Me, that's who.
Then, when the dentist comes back into the room, i don't have to worry about that
huge needle in his hand that is about to sink into my gums!
I'll be too busy staring at the giant unicorn who's happily playing We Will Rock You
on the drum set which magically appeared behind my dentist.
Nothing's better than having a drill in your tooth while the left side of your mouth is completely numb AND you as high as Puff the Magic Dragon!!!!
To Infinnnnnnity and beYOND!
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