Top Ten Reasons Why People Believe Orochimaru's a Pedophile

10. He looks like another suspected pedophile.

9. He created his own "Neverland" like the suspected pedophile he looks like.

8. He cornered three kids in the middle of a dark forest and (despite his reasons) bit one of them in a highly suggestive way.

7. That kid was a BOY.

6. Boys are the gender that his lookalike was accused of targeting.

5. He has an extremely long tongue which he has no problem touching other people with. WHAT ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO SAY?!

4. His assistant is a boy and looks REALLY young...come to think of it...he has more male minions than female and all are under the age of 20...

3. He seems more interested in kids than Tsunade's massive jugs.

2. He has a group of minions called the Sound Five; his lookalike used to be in a group called the Jackson 5.

1. There's not enough evidence to say he's not one...AND MEAN IT.

Do I personally think he's a pedophile? That remains to be seen...just waiting on some evidence to clear his good...er...evil name.