Top Ten Things You're Likely to Hear in the Akatsuki HQ

(in no particular order)

1. The words "yeah", "un", and "hnn" being over used.

2. "I'm hotter than you."

3. "Where the hell is my money?!"

4. "Art is a blast, yeah!"

5. "Art is everlasting."

6. An argument concerning the last two statements.

7. "TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!"

8. Someone telling Tobi to sit his happy ass down.

9. "In the name of Jashin, (...)" [Usually followed by a death threat.]

10. After something is broken or messed up, "Orochimaru came in and tried to fight us. It's his fault (and/or) he did it."