10. Most sharks are close to that hue.
9. Most fish (when taken out of the water) turn a different color as a sign of suffocating--they need water to breathe. GIVE HIM SOME WATER!!
8. He's cold-blooded--really REALLY cold-blooded.
7. It's been a long time since he...uh..."released" himself...
6. Itachi's a very cold person--it often rubs off on others.
5. If he were green, he'd often be confused with Zetsu. If he were yellow, Deidara would swear he was trying to make fun of him, yeah. If he were red, people would think he was mad all the time. If he were orange, Big Bird might try to mate with him. There are no "black" people in the Naruto universe. He would look like one giant turd if he was brown. He'd confused with a fallen angel if he were snow white and if he were purple, little kids would run to him like magnets...and Itachi hates kids.
4. Speaking of which, Zetsu needs someone to identify with. Odd people tend to stick together.
3. He misses his shark mommy but he never knew his shark daddy...
2. To make Itachi look even hotter than he already is.
1. Because no one loves him. = (
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