Top Ten Things Naruto Thinks About

10.) Bringing Sasuke back...and keeping him there.

9.) Why Sasuke choose Orochimaru (of all people) to seek for power.

8.) Whether or not Sasuke is gay and if so, did that have something to do with his choosing Orochimaru.

7.) A bowl of ramen with everything available in the buffet

6.) What could possibly be so interesting about the Pervy Sage's books that Kakashi-sensei can't put the damned thing down.

5.) Whether or not Sasuke and his brother had sexual relations as children. This would explain whether or not Sasuke is gay and why he choose to run to a pedophile.

4.) Why Sai keeps talking about his (Naruto's) penis of all things.

3.) What Sakura saw in Sasuke

2.) All-you-can-eat buffet at his favorite ramen shop

1.) Why Sakura isn't as developed as Hinata or Ino...maybe he should reconsider his crush...