Important Question.

Alright, so I'm sure a lot of you may have heard that tight jeans cause infertility in males. While watching the show "Mythbusters" an idea formed in my mind.

A lot of male teens nowadays have leaned toward the styles "emo" or "scene". And, I'm not stereotyping here, but the style would be extremely tight jeans. Now, here's my question to you.

Are most "emo" and "scene" boys going to be infertile?

This journal may seem rather humorous, but you must understand that when I ask you this, I am being dead serious. You see, a muffin top isn't the only horrible consequence to tight jeans.