Criss Angel

I, Ashley, have fallen in love with Criss Angel. Something about his screen pressence, or the way his tricks keep me on the edge of my seat. His insanity... I adore it. I don't know when or how it happened, but it did. When he looks into the camera its as if his eyes are looking into my sould. I just know we must be soul mates. As soon as I'm old enough I'm going to look for him, and I will marry him. And we'll have little mind freak babies running around. I just know we'll be happy.

So let this be a warning to any girls, or even any boys, out there who think they also love my darling Criss. You don't. Don't even think you do. Your love for him can never be as pure and honest as mine. And if you ever get the idea into your head that YOU are his soul mate, if you ever go near him with any sort of intent, know that I will find you, and I will punish you. Criss is mine.