The Truth

Some truths little kids have learned

1. No matter how hard you try you can't baptize a cat.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you don't hit her back until later. They always catch the second one.
4. Never ask your three year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someones cutting your hair.
7. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
8. Don't wear polka dot underwear under your white shorts.
9. Never turn on a dust buster while holding a cat.
10. The best place to be when your sad is grandma's lap.

Some truths for adults

1.Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2.Wrinkles don't hurt, they just look painful.
3.Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts.
4.Today's mighty Oak was yesterdays nut that held it's ground.
5.Laughing is good exercise, it's like jogging on the inside.
6.Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Truths of Growing Old

at age 4 success is not piddling your pants.
at age 12 success is having friends.
at age 17 success is having your drivers license.
at age 35 success is having money.
at age 50 success is having money.
at age 70 success is having your drivers license.
at age 75 success is having friends.
at age 80 success is not piddling your pants.

Random thoughts

at age 4 success is not piddling your pants.
at age 12 success is having friends.
at age 17 success is having your drivers license.
at age 35 success is having money.
at age 50 success is having money.
at age 70 success is having your drivers license.
at age 75 success is having friends.
at age 80 success is not piddling your pants.