I wonder if this counts as "silly spam"?

Dear Mibba,

It's totally 100% cool with me if you don't send like 25 "You've got new profile comments!" emails whenever I get one comment. I know, I know, getting comments is super exciting and all -- but chillax. Take a step back and breath. As amazing as this phenomena is, one email is enough, really.

I promise I won't get mad if you only send me one email from now on. Pinkie promise. Cross my heart and hope to die.

So from now on, one email, k? Do we have a deal? Alrighty then.

Thank you,
free jazz

(I'm not bored, not at all.)