Once upon a trojan....

Hello all...The basically proves I don't have a life, and love making up strange stories... Please...Do tell me what you think.(:

Once upon a time, there was a Fairy, and he was the Trojan Fairy. He was very good at his job, he passed out Trojans far and wide. But sadly, he was a very lonely fairy, always watching others 'get some', but he never did. That was until one day, he ran into another fairy. She was the Whiskey Fairy. She came around just before the Trojan Fairy showed up. *wink* Anywho, they got to talking, had a few drinks, one thing led to another, and BAM! The Trojan Fairy finally got a bit...Little did the Whiskey Fairy know, the Trojan Fairy was OUT of Trojans! So, nine months later, the Whiskey Fairy showed up at the Trojan Fairy's house with a kid! The Trojan Fairy was so shocked he dropped dead of a heart attack. No one really knows what happened to the Whiskey Fairy or the kid... The End!

Moral Of The Story: Always Use Protection!