Top 5 Things you Don't really need to know about jail

5.Guys drink kool-aid out of old shampoo bottels(eew)
4.never turn your back on any guy who calls you Shirley
3.Everybody's inocent
2.Hand washing is optional
and the number 1 thing you Don't really need to know about jail is.....
1."It's not fair!" is not a proper excuse

My dad went to jail and he wrote this in a letter. I thought it was funny. Now did you need to know any of that? I didn't but you never know when you get arested for throwing people out hotel windows or selling cats over the internet to canada(you know where the moose are)